Interfaces as a boxing round

We have interfaces and we have boxes. We actually have a lot of boxes. On operating systems, html pages. Here’s a snippet of my research.

But how about boxing interfaces, interfaces that draw inspiration and aspire to a healthy dose of boxing exercise.

How about bumptop. That’s a name that suggests impact. How does this fair on our exploration for boxing interfaces? 

This is too classy for me. Fun yet not funny as a commissioner I’m working with says. 

How about Wii Play? That’s more like it. Even though it’s too literal in its interpretation and it could lead you to a broken TV set once you invite your friends for a social night play/dinner. 

After all this I think what I’m looking for is an interface:

• that is right on your face
• has an impact
• you can feel in on your body
• and it’s safe

Any suggestions?